Additional Publications of Jeremy L. Martin

  1. A short proof of the Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem via the Erdős-Nevanlinna-Alexsandrov-Toeplitz-Gauss-Grötzsch-Tschirnhaus-Schützenberger-Gel'fand-Gel'fand theorem, preprint.
  2. A new construction of the graph join of a cycle and a vertex, Journal of Navel Contemplation, to appear.
  3. Statements of propositional calculus that assert their own unLaTeXifiability, Advances in Notation, to appear.
  4. Cocomputing cocohomological coobstructions to cocombing the cohairs on a cococonut using coCoCoA (with Ezra Miller), Tropical Mathematics, to appear.
  5. On the equation \(\frac{\bar\Xi}{\underline{\bar\Xi}}=\frac{|11|}{\|1\|}\), Linearity 11 (2006), 1--11.
  6. Linear programming on a base-13 abacus, Journal of Arrant Foolishness -6 (2006), page numbers suppressed by the Department of Homeland Security.
  7. On the singularities of poached foie gras topped with a warm mesclun mod-p reduction and served over baby ratatouille, Communications of the Proceedings of the Bulletin 105 (2006),
  8. Yet another grand unified theory of everything, Grand Unified Theories of Everything 1 (2005), 42.
  9. Xibu sfbmmz hpft po jotjef uif OTB, Cryptography and Discreet Mathematics 11 (2005), 11011011--11110101.
  10. A short proof of the Riemann Hypothesis, Crank Quarterly 206 (2004), 4--803.
  11. Sesquinonequihypermultidesingularizationalisticity (with Ezra Miller), Set 1 (2004), 1-11.
  12. How I spent my summer vacation, South Philadelphia Journal of Applied Probabilistic Spin Methods in Normal Global Rational p-adic Geometry 3 (2004), 4--8 (plus color illustrations)
  13. Geometry of grape varieties, Transactions of the American Viticultural Society 355 (2003), 4151--4169.
  14. Reversing the arrows in Arrow's Theorem, Journal of Complicated Diagrams 101 (2003), 29--21.
  15. Algebras of algebras over algebras over algebras of algebras of algebras,
    16. Journal of Much-Needed Gaps 4 (2003), 3--96.
  16. Six unverifiable conjectures formulated by my thesis advisor while drunk, Electronische Zeitschrift für Mathematik und verschiedene andere Sachen 1 (2003), Paper no. 248XB-861000000007C (56 pages).
  17. Some remarks about some stuff, II, Joe Bob's Journal of Mathematics 104 (2002), 1--26.
  18. The mathematical legacy of Pee Wee Herman, Transactions of the Antarctic Mathematical Society 42 (2002), 74--99.
  19. Equivariant cyclotomic analysis on conformally divisible local Kolmogorov costacks, Pretentiones Mathematicae 894 (2001), 35796--35812.
  20. Subthings of the universal thing, Theory 54 (2002), 9--10.
  21. Some examples of nonspherical cows, Hourly Journal of Mathematics 94121, no. 306 (2001), 421--426.
  22. Quasifunctorial representability of formally diagonal semiclosed co-skew-categorical J2-hyperoperads, with applications, Journal of Impenetrable Nonsense 37 (2000), 148--171.
  23. Groupoids, monoids, and matroidoids, Manipulatorica 18 (2000), no. 3, 10--21.
  24. On the Gaussian curvature of finite algebraic varieties over perfect fields, Degeneracy and Triviality 0 (2000), 17--40.
  25. Z+[√(p)/ε*] is not H-tightly unbounded for pψ not of regular normal A2-cotype with finitely many exceptions, Annals of Tedious Calculations 48 (1999), 100--119 (in small type).
  26. Special cases of the abelian grape joke, Neptune Journal of Mathematics 86 (1999), 406--444.
  27. Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Erratum to "Better error-correcting techniques in automated proof checking"""", Electronic Publications of the Visigoth Mathematical Society 100 (441), 1--311.
  28. Derived eigentorsors of sequentially crepant ultrafilters (with Ezra Miller), Acta Mathematica Applicanda Pythagoreana 9 (551 BCE), 96--137.

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Created April 1, 2005 and last updated December 30, 2010